Friday, August 1, 2014

Just For Laughs

Happy Friday! Here are a few giggles I found around the interwebs. Enjoy!

If Moses were alive today he’d come down from the mountain with the Ten Commandments and spend the next five years trying to get them published.
- Anonymous

The dubious privilege of a freelance writer is he’s given the freedom to starve anywhere. 

- S.J. Perelman

As far as I'm concerned, "whom" is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.
- Calvin Trillin

Writing is a socially acceptable form of getting naked in public.
- Paulo Coelho

How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb? 
Two. One to screw the bulb almost all the way in, and one to give a surprising twist at the end.