If Moses were alive today he’d come down from the mountain with the Ten Commandments and spend the next five years trying to get them published.
The dubious privilege of a freelance writer is he’s given the freedom to starve anywhere.
- S.J. Perelman
As far as I'm concerned, "whom" is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.
- Calvin Trillin
Writing is a socially acceptable form of getting naked in public.
- Paulo Coelho
Two. One to screw the bulb almost all the way in, and one to give a surprising twist at the end.